Phone Post for capeandcowl

[idateforsupper]

"You've reached Alison Blaire. Whether you've called about a gig or just to say hiya, please leave a message either way!"

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[CALLING]

[ascending_angel]

I AM SO SORRY.

[CALLING]

[idateforsupper]

I don't think you are. You're probably mad I got my voice back.

[CALLING]

[ascending_angel]

I am not! I love your voice! It's beautiful, I promise!

GOD DAMMIT I AM NOT PALE THAT IS ALL

[CALLING]

[idateforsupper]

I don't believe you.

[CALLING]

[ascending_angel]

Why not!?

[CALLING]

[idateforsupper]

Don't worry, Warren. I won't sing to you anymore either.

[CALLING]

[ascending_angel]

ALISON STOP ACTING LIKE A BRAT.

[CALLING]

[idateforsupper]

A brat?

Hmph.

I guess that's just another way of you telling me to shut up.

Alright.

[HANGS UP. YOU BETTER COME KISS HER ASS.]

[ascending_angel]

[DUYISGHKNBWDUIGJDGHLEIW

GOD DAMMIT

WOMAN

FML

/FLYING HOME NOW AND STOPPING TO GET FLOWERS AND YOGURT ON THE WAY CRAPPITY CRAP CRAP]

[ACTION]

[idateforsupper]

[SITTING ON THE COUCH IN SHORTS AND A TANK TOP AND WATCHING TV AND JUST GLARING AND NOT EVEN REALLY WATCHING THE TV BUT BOY DOES SHE LOOK ANNOYED]

[ACTION]

[ascending_angel]

[Lands on the balcony like 20 minutes later and walks in the house with his hands behind his back.]

Uhm.

Hi?

[ACTION]

[idateforsupper]

[Doesn't even look at him or speak. Just an offhanded wave.]

[ACTION]

[ascending_angel]

[Stands in front of her so that he's blocking the TV.]

I didn't mean it, okay?

[HERE HAVE SOME FLOWERS. PRETTY ONES. AND REALLY EXPENSIVE, TOO.]

[ACTION]

[idateforsupper]

[Looks up and takes the flowers from him, smiling a little as she sniffs them. But she still doesn't talk. She just stares to see what he'll say next.]

[ACTION]

[ascending_angel]

[Tries to smile right back.]

Colourful, huh? Thought they'd compliment you nicely.

[ACTION]

[idateforsupper]

Mmm.

[Stacking on the points there, Warren. Alison moves over and gives a nod for him to sit next to her if he wants.]

[ACTION]

[ascending_angel]

[And he does. He sits down close enough that their thighs are touching.]

You smell better than they do, though.

[ACTION]

[idateforsupper]

[She bites back the smile she wants to form, but fails to. Ali just holds onto the flowers as her mouth twitches upwards again. Keep talking, Warren.]

[ACTION]

[ascending_angel]

I love you so much. You and your voice; it's the sweetest thing.

[Leans over and kisses her cheek.]

I even brought you strawberry blueberry yogurt to make amends.

[ACTION]

[idateforsupper]

[Another smile, then she actually speaks.]

Did you now?

[ACTION]

[ascending_angel]

[Lifts up the bag to show her.]

I will even feed it to you, if that's what you want.

[JUST DONT MAKE ME SLEEP ON THE COUCH I WILL GET COLD KTHX]

[ACTION]

[idateforsupper]

Well.

[She sets the flowers on her lap and looks forward.]

I think you should. And put these in water for me?

[ACTION]

[ascending_angel]

Sure.

[Gets up and goes to the kitchen to find a vase, and grabs a spoon while he's there. When he returns, he's got both things, and sets the flowers up nicely on the coffee table like a domesticated little bitch.]

How's that?

[ACTION]

[idateforsupper]

Nice.

[c:]

You can feed me now, if you want.

[ACTION]

[ascending_angel]

[And somewhere in the distance you can totally hear the crack of a whip as he pops open the container and does EXACTLY WHAT SHE TELLS HIM TO.

Balls. He only has them in public.]