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Phone Post for theposthumans

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[Ringtone]

"You've reached Alison Blaire. Leave a message, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!"

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My oh my, I would have never guessed you for a woman with a long johns fetish. That's perfectly okay with me; I can even make those look good, promise.

It's not my fault you'd look good in tight little pants, no matter what kind they are.

Now you're just stroking the ego here.

Like that's hard for me to even do!

Just don't tell me you want me dressing up in some skimpy Christmas lingerie to match your tight pants.

It doesn't have to be Christmas! It can still be skimpy, though.

Should it be red just so I'm festive? Or something cute and black?

There's always something so sexy about red regardless of the time of year. I'd be down with that.

Okay. I'll find something red just for you.

Christmas already sounds delicious this year.

It will be. I'll make you Christmas breakfast, too.

You're getting an extra present just for that.

Aren't you just the best boyfriend?

I really do put all of my effort into it! Even if it means calling you in the middle of the night to bribe you with Christmas presents.

You're one special guy, that's for sure.

All I can do is bribe you with my sexy lingerie.

What a thought to leave me with before I go to sleep. Thank you for that, sweetheart.

Mhmm. I thought you'd like the mental image.

You have a sweet sleep, baby.

You too. I'll see you tomorrow.

You bet you will.

Good-night, Warren.

Night, baby.

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