Phone Post for theposthumans

[idateforsupper]

[Ringtone]

"You've reached Alison Blaire. Leave a message, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!"

Comments

[calling]

[ascending_angel]

Hmmm. Some music, a bottle of wine, and you sitting on my lap and telling me what you want for Christmas, maybe?

[calling]

[idateforsupper]

[Laughs]

That sounds pretty perfect, to be honest.

[calling]

[ascending_angel]

Nice. I'll have to find some hideously tight pants to wear, then.

Or maybe just long underwear.

[...]

Regular underwear might work, too. What are you saying?

[calling]

[idateforsupper]

[OH JESUS]

You should wear long underwear because tis the season, Warren Worthington.

[calling]

[ascending_angel]

My oh my, I would have never guessed you for a woman with a long johns fetish. That's perfectly okay with me; I can even make those look good, promise.

[calling]

[idateforsupper]

It's not my fault you'd look good in tight little pants, no matter what kind they are.

[calling]

[ascending_angel]

Now you're just stroking the ego here.

[calling]

[idateforsupper]

Like that's hard for me to even do!

Just don't tell me you want me dressing up in some skimpy Christmas lingerie to match your tight pants.

[calling]

[ascending_angel]

It doesn't have to be Christmas! It can still be skimpy, though.

[calling]

[idateforsupper]

Should it be red just so I'm festive? Or something cute and black?

[calling]

[ascending_angel]

There's always something so sexy about red regardless of the time of year. I'd be down with that.

[calling]

[idateforsupper]

Okay. I'll find something red just for you.

[calling]

[ascending_angel]

Christmas already sounds delicious this year.

[calling]

[idateforsupper]

It will be. I'll make you Christmas breakfast, too.

[calling]

[ascending_angel]

You're getting an extra present just for that.

[calling]

[idateforsupper]

Aren't you just the best boyfriend?

[calling]

[ascending_angel]

I really do put all of my effort into it! Even if it means calling you in the middle of the night to bribe you with Christmas presents.

[calling]

[idateforsupper]

You're one special guy, that's for sure.

All I can do is bribe you with my sexy lingerie.

[calling]

[ascending_angel]

What a thought to leave me with before I go to sleep. Thank you for that, sweetheart.

[calling]

[idateforsupper]

Mhmm. I thought you'd like the mental image.

You have a sweet sleep, baby.

[calling]

[ascending_angel]

You too. I'll see you tomorrow.

[calling]

[idateforsupper]

You bet you will.

Good-night, Warren.

[calling]

[ascending_angel]

Night, baby.